alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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elvve:

*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

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At the time of this family meeting, 2,000 rupees was 36 dollars.

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-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

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dolewhipofdisney:

lumoseverdeenherondale:

Disney Bedrooms

I’m nearly sixteen and I want them all.

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OH MY GOD I WANT THE ARIEL BEDROOM

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livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

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