*wipes phone screen on breast*

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

(via howishughdancyevenpossible)

clarabellecow:

thehauntedmansiondisney:

Ron Cohee’s Art For The Haunted Mansions 40th Anniversary Pins

mme-leota

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sixpenceee:

In Lorain, Ohio, Ricky Rodriguez and his brother Tony have taken Halloween decorations to an entire new level. The Halloween scene consists of a lifelike, two-story shipwreck crashing through the back between the house and the garage. (Article)

kylekallgren:

tinglerer:

ancamnarvienn:

Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)

THIS is what the original Star Trek TV series and films were about. Not just about blowing up things in space and snazzy lens flares with a side order of casual sexism -.-‘.

Always reblog.

This is why I believe that the best science fiction stories are never just about science.

(via sethbrundlefly)

rickmoranisgifs:

ronton-soup:

What if every single one of your favourite tv shows and movies had the lead role recast as Rick Moranis

Guess what, this is a favorite pastime of mine and everything improves exponentially. 

(via itssoundsational)

-teesa-:

9.4.14

Michael Che speaks to Jim Gilchrist, president of the Minuteman Project, about the “invasion” of immigrant children.

(via howishughdancyevenpossible)

"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

(via thelegendofdennis)

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

(via howishughdancyevenpossible)

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

(via iliekbutts)

skeletonswordfights:

Head over to my personal blog to read an alternate version of this comic!

skeletonswordfights:

Head over to my personal blog to read an alternate version of this comic!

thelilnan:tis the season

thelilnan:

tis the season

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